FlamingO, Gabby & YaYa's Motel Room Door
Glenda's Motel Room Door
FlamingO_in_AR on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at 13:42
We all had fun meeting and visiting and eating and drinking, etc. Talking on the phone, watching Gabby freak when the kitten went dashing through, etc.
It was wonderful..........
.....until we got back to our motel room.
The door had been toilet papered! It was a riot, we're all out in the hall, Gabby, YaYa, Toni NE (look-out and accomplice, don't THINK we didn't find out, Toni!) and I, when we figure out it was Murphy who did it. OK, Toni told us! So we peel it all down off our door and go creeping down the hall "shhh, peeps are trying to sleep here!" to put it up on Murphy's door when she flies out of her room, snaps a picture and then darts back under the rock she slithered out from under! SLAM goes the door! I can hear her and Randy laughing like idiots behind it, though.... BAM, BAM, BAM on the door I go! "I don't know whut yer talking about, Fla-MING-ko!" I ended up stuffing all the TP under my shirt, doing a Nectarine impression. Anyway, Toni stayed and sucked down a Mudslide with us, before deciding her Andy MIGHT be wondering if she was off lying dead in a corn field, so she left and we went to sleep almost immediately. I slept with a swan. lolol That's what Gabby is always saying, "I'm a swan, I'm a swan." (She's really a loon!) We decided revenge was due. Ed and buzzard and I cooked up a plan, we enlisted waddles and Laura as co-conspirators and after the gift exchange and under the guise of a beer-run, we drove to the motel, got into Murphy and Randy's room and just rearranged some stuff. Like the sheets on HER bed, and the toilet and sink, and stuff like that. Stole their stash of food, lighter, hid the remote, etc. We thought we were SO smart! Ha. Got back to our room around 11 and as soon as I touched the door handle I knew we were toast. It was slimy, so I asked Gabby to open the door for me! (I'm not STEWPIT, you know!) Walked into the room and the covers were RIPPED off YaYa's bed, the switches were covered in toothpaste, there was a chair in our bathtub, our TP was gone, all of it, and all our important stuff was missing. Yes, the bottle of Mudslides was GONE. So we called the cops. I mean, we were vandalized! waddles and Laura had come back to the room with us, wondering about fall-out, and when the phone rang she answered it, and all she heard was laughing. waddles started laughing in vowels, which set all of us off again, and we could barely stand up. Then, a door slams down the hall. We peek out to see what's happening and lying in the hall are 2 rolls of TP. We're laughing and TRYING to be somewhat quiet when this little man peeks out of the next room, and we are so apologetic to him, figuring he's mad. No, obviously he was just putting some clothes on as he CAME out a minute later to hit on Gabby! lolol When she found out he was from TX, she was all over him. "What part of Texas?" she said excitedly.... Meantime, door opens, bottle of Mudslides flies out, door slams... lolol So I headed down the hall to duke it out with Murphy! End of part 1
FlamingO_in_AR on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at 13:53
I forced my way into Murphy's room where they're acting all innocent, and finally got them to confess that they LIED to the motel clerk and told him THEY were in room 107 and got a key!!! Lying sacks o' poop! So I start telling them about Gabby and her new boyfriend and Murphy called waddles and Laura in their room and pretended to be the front desk. Dang, she's good, she can do all this with a straight face! Scared them for about 2 seconds, then the vowels started pouring out again, cracking Murph and Randy up... I headed back to our room, shut the door, made sure Gabby was in OUR room and we're all laughing when the door to the adjoining room starts rattling and the knob is twisting! It's the little guy next door! Eeeek. All of a sudden our front door flies open and in waltzes Murphy, using the stolen /ill-gotten key again! Scared us to death! lolol Needless to say, a good time was had by us all and I tried really hard to keep buzzards name out of it, but I don't trust that bird anymore, she's DEVIOUS! So Murphy, if you're reading this, just know that this was all buzz's fault, hers and Ed's, and I just went along with it because I'm easily led astray! And I'm REALLY sorry for calling and waking you up at 6:15 in the morning, just like I know YOU'RE really sorry for saying that it was a problem solved when I told you that the little guy next door snuck into our room and killed Gabby with an axe during the night! lolol
Murphy_USA (My Page) on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at 0:23
OK, MISS Laura and MISS Waddles are not the sweet, innocent KT'ers that they portray! FlameHead had them in tow and got into our room, (on false pretenses, that Randy is still mumbling about how FLAMY lied to him) and shaving creamed our room. Every knob, dresser drawer and lightswich. They cellophane'd the toilet seat and phone and STOLE our toilet paper and Crunch N Munch! I found my bra stretched across the dresser and if that wasn't bad enough, we brought our own coffee maker and those Juveniles taped the hole shut on the pot lid!!!! Yes, this is all true! Last night I called their room to demand an apology an just as I hung up, I realized, I had an ear full of shaving cream!!!!
I could go on forever but I know you guys are probably sick of hearing about what a time we had but GOOD GOLLY, I could go on forever!
Sandy and Dean, well, There's just not enough words to describe their kindness and friendship! I suspect Dean will force Sandy to give up her KT membership by tomorrow night. *S* Thank you so much you two. You made this all possible. So, I'm holding you responsible for EVERYTHING! *S*
BTW, as I was hugging everyone goodbye, Flamy the clepto stole everything out of my purse! It was dark and as I turned for the last goodbye, I saw that her hands were full, up against her *cough* chest. I started to recognize some of the things, as MINE! She robbed me blind!
YaYa is another one that has to be watched out for. The very first words out of her mouth had me rolling in the parking lot. That woman is a real NUT! Totally unpredictable. Bless her heart, in being "helped", I witnesses her getting a major wedgie as Flamy jerked her up by her jeans to get her into a doorway so she could use the facilities. It was a sight to behold. I watched men pick her up and run her down a hill but the best part was going back up the hill and her begging not to be picked up cuz her pants were wet! LOLOLOL
Flamingo made us do it
The truth comes out.
Laura_IA on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at 0:52
And, just for the record, it really wasn't Flamey
who made us do it.....
IT WAS ED!
It was ALL Ed's idea, then he brainwashed us
all into thinking that your feelings would be hurt if we didn't pay you
some special attention. See, didn't we make you feel *special*?!
Murphy_USA on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at
1:02
Laura, say it isn't so!
If it is.......just say the word cuz I've got
something over that boys head!
Not to mention, he called me "fat butt" on the
phone! LOL
And don't go blaming anyone else.
Your finger prints are all over my bra, Missy!
:b
FlamingO_in_AR on Mon, Jun 23, 03 at
9:22
Um, I don't think I would have done a blessed
thing to you,
Murphy, if it wasn't for Buzzard.
Yes, Ed goaded us on, but BUZZARD was the one
who thunk up all the good stuff. Like the toilet, sink, coffee pot, etc.
I think she has toilet training/water issues.....
lolol
She even borrowed Saran wrap from Sandy,
and she did all the stuff mentioned above.
Ed is married to a sly and devious buzzard, you
know!
*I'm sorry buzzard, but I'm not going down in
the history books
with just Laura and Waddles, those Lebanese girls.
It's all for none or none for all!*